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When you wanna have a wank but you're to lazy too
Dude 1: F**K man, while jogging, I saw this hot chick running in front of me and I got so horny

Dude 2: So what did you do?

Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating
by Ragga man October 15, 2010
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A special breed of people that bite off a rapist's penis during an attack
Lady 1: A heard on the news the other day that a rapist's penis had been bitten off

Lady 2: Yes, thats justice served... I'm so happy the that vaginites taught that low life scum a lesson.
by Ragga man October 15, 2010
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