vagemite 

Noun - Australian poontang.

The food at that bed-and-breakfast in Sydney was decent, but I really could have gone for some toast and Vagemite.

vagemite by Portmantoaster July 24, 2012

Vagomiter

A serial vagina-vomiter; someone who repeatedly vomits in vaginas..

Eric was the biggest vagomiter in the neighborhood, and all the ladies knew to stay away from his house; fuckin' Eric.

Vagomiter by Synnamon March 27, 2015

Vegemite 

A spread for toast made of vegetable extract. While it is extremely popular in Australia, it is reviled everywhere else. This aspect of vegemite is used for great humour by we Australians, as a single smear of it will reduce a non-Australian to a quivering jelly, similar to a veteran of 'Nam.
To make a vegemite sandwich, you must toast two slices of bread, and then butter it. You must then add just the right amount of spread, I find that half-a-teaspoon per slice works perfectly. Press the two slices together, and eat. Then, depending on nationality, you will proceed to the local pub or to the ER.
Some leading scientists theorise that we Australians can digest vegemite do to our stomachs and tongues being lined with a natural Kevlar, strengthened by years of swearing, drinking and licking kangaroos.

Robert: Hey, you wanna try a Vegemite sandwich?
Johann: Okay, I've never had one before.
Robert (prepares sandwich) here you go.
(Johann eats it, then coughs up own appendix)
Robert: Wussy.

Vegemite by Marvelator September 19, 2013

happy little vegemite 

Australian Expression meaning - "happy" or "Satisfied"
From the 1950s Tv Commercial "Jingle"...For the black Sandwich spread, Vegemite!

You look like a happy little vegemite today

happy little vegemite by sixty4 April 16, 2005

Vegemite 

Australian Nutella

I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

Vegemite by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

vegemite 

A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust foriegners. Highly effective on North Americans.

"Try this Chip, It's called vegemite. It tastes like nutella".

vegemite by theeel February 20, 2008

vagamite 

not unlike a hutterite, the vagamite is a vagaterian living a communal zionistic lifestyle along side other women whos diet consists of only vagina.

have you heard about cousin Daralanne, apparently she now lives on a Vagamite colony in Northern BC. Apparently all she does is eat Rug!

vagamite by blender toast cubicpluotonium May 8, 2013