3 definitions by MMMM Beer

A condition that mainly affects nieve young girls. It's cause is insecurity and a deep dependence for and an unwillingness to live without cock. Onset is quick with only one result ~ stupidity. This condition can also affect hoebags ~ see definition.
"She done gone cockretarded!"
"What does she see in him?", "Nothin' she's just gone cockretarded."
by MMMM Beer June 7, 2009
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The art of complimenting someone for a job well done. The cooler and funnier way to say Congrats.
Rose, cuntrags on winning the 1M PIC.
by MMMM Beer June 4, 2009
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A nice looking edible vadge that should be ate at least twice a day. Men, lesbians and vadgetarians enjoy eating this.
Dude I ate Rose's vadgetable last night.
by MMMM Beer June 5, 2009
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