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vacity by Frankthegemstone November 6, 2018
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vanity wipe
Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.
A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.
A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.
Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out
vanity wipe by DaveHill February 13, 2008
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vanitys enemy
A famous GDer whose claim to fame was not absurd picdrops or by titling herself a Prommie. Vanitys Enemy instead gained GD recognition by having a voluptuous body and a Megan Fox resemblance. She is one of the more intelligent and friendly GDers and is also a Trekkie nerd. Her topics are always very popular and a topic about her breasts once received over 250 replies.
The GD is slow today, I am reluctant to see a topic from Vanitys Enemy.
Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.
Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.
vanitys enemy by Daily GDer October 29, 2010
vanity crush
{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)
vanity crush by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008
Vanity Shits
"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"
Vanity Shits by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015
vanity plate
A special type of vehicle registration plate on an automobile or other vehicle. The owner of the vehicle pays extra money to have his or her own choice of numbers or letters, usually forming a recognizable phrase, slogan, or abbreviation on their plate.
I once thought of getting a vanity plate that say FA-Q or FA-QUE. But then I decided it would be better not to have my windows smashed.
vanity plate by Progressor February 8, 2014
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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