vacity

One who constantly has an itch so bad on their genitals, that they need itching cream for it.

Tom is such a vacity. He's always itching down there.

by Frankthegemstone November 07, 2018

vacitis

Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off

Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.

by VillainProtocol June 12, 2017