usatility 

Of utility to the United States of America (or her allies or some elite subset thereof) for achieving political aims and economic goals.

Arms manufacturers, Big Oil, warmongers and peaceniks, various missionaries and contractors alike, there were many who never once misunderestimated the usatility of President George Walker Bush and his War on Terror.

usatility by Ironheart January 23, 2011

Pubic utility 

One who serves a wide range of the community sexually, may be thought of as a pubic utility!

Juan has been sexually involved with so many community members, he is thought to be a pubic utility!

Pubic utility by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Utility gay 

Used by really hot straight guys to describe a gay dude who provides decorating and cleaning services to them because the Gay dude has a crush on him.

Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?

Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.

Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.

Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!

Utility gay by ThugGuzzler January 1, 2019

Joe Rogan Utility Belt 

Fanny pack

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

Joe Rogan Utility Belt by JoshuaKevinPerry October 11, 2012

Crossover Utility Vehicle 

A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.

"It's not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle"

Crossover Utility Vehicle by Ersatz February 18, 2010

utility wank 

Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.

I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.

I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.

utility wank by Germaggeddon January 9, 2013

utility nail 

When you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it's just long enough to perform handy tasks.

This can be useful for opening packages, scraping stuff, picking your nose (if you're so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches... etc.

Guy 1: Hey Bill, do you need some scissors to open that box?
Bill: That's ok, I have my utility nail.

Bill proceeds to puncture the plastic with his utility nail then rip open the rest of the box.

Sue noticed a spot of dried crud on her project just before turning it in. Luckily, she had her utility nail and was able to scrape it off.

utility nail by ichigodesuka June 2, 2009