unutility 

completely useless like glonk

the unutility on the random screw on the ground was bonkers on gangnem

unutility by anonymous January 15, 2025

Pubic utility 

One who serves a wide range of the community sexually, may be thought of as a pubic utility!

Juan has been sexually involved with so many community members, he is thought to be a pubic utility!

Pubic utility by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Utility gay 

Used by really hot straight guys to describe a gay dude who provides decorating and cleaning services to them because the Gay dude has a crush on him.

Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?

Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.

Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.

Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!

Utility gay by ThugGuzzler January 1, 2019

Joe Rogan Utility Belt 

Fanny pack

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

Joe Rogan Utility Belt by JoshuaKevinPerry October 11, 2012

Crossover Utility Vehicle 

A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.

"It's not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle"

Crossover Utility Vehicle by Ersatz February 18, 2010

utility wank 

Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.

I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.

I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.

utility wank by Germaggeddon January 9, 2013

untilith 

The act of including something, usually within a group of some kind.

I've hooked up with many girls over the last few weeks, untilith your girlfriend.

untilith by SqueezeBeit October 8, 2017