ThugGuzzler's definitions
The act of implicating one's self in a criminal case by creating a YouTube rap video boasting of self-involvement in said criminal case.
Bro 1: “Bruh that dude makin paper from fake PUI claims caught a case big time”
Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.
Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.
by ThugGuzzler December 19, 2020
Get the Selfie Jacketmug. General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation
Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.
Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!
Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!
by ThugGuzzler February 26, 2024
Get the Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cowmug. A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.
“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”
by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023
Get the Lubey Tuesdaymug. That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.
Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.
by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023
Get the Stalkered upmug. Used by really hot straight guys to describe a gay dude who provides decorating and cleaning services to them because the Gay dude has a crush on him.
Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?
Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.
Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.
Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!
Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.
Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.
Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!
by ThugGuzzler January 1, 2019
Get the Utility gaymug. An acquaintance from one's gay neighborhood, a member of one's gay peer group or gang; not to be confused with individuals of one's actual neighborhood or
town irrespective of sexual preference. Generally male. See also 'Bromoie'.
town irrespective of sexual preference. Generally male. See also 'Bromoie'.
Mike: 'Bruh...who was THAT little biscuit putting the chat on you at brunch?"
Other Mike: "Him? Oh that was my Homoie Steve from back in the Cedar Springs hoe days.
Other Mike: "Him? Oh that was my Homoie Steve from back in the Cedar Springs hoe days.
by ThugGuzzler February 1, 2021
Get the Homoiemug. The act of regularly (not just that one time when he drank too much Fireball) blowing your Dawg and keeping it on the DL from your squad and / or homeboys. Getting The D from your G on the QT.
“Bruh, I’m cool with the whole DawgPuddling you got going on my soldier….so long none my Goons figure it out. Or I like it.
by ThugGuzzler February 24, 2023
Get the Dawgpuddlingmug.