Definitions by ThugGuzzler

Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow 

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation

Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!

Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow by ThugGuzzler February 26, 2024

Lubey Tuesday 

A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.

“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”

Lubey Tuesday by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023

Hoepocrite 

The State of Mind, Body and Example set into motion using the principles of Boebertian Thot Yoga to portray oneself as having high moral standards when - in reality - one is just high and groping down in a theater.

Bro, be mindful of who you are seen with at Beetlejuice. You don’t wanna end up on that hoepocrite’s InstaNutFlix when she reaches her hand across the aisle and tries to gerrymander your junk.

Hoepocrite by ThugGuzzler September 19, 2023

Homeawayfromhomeboy 

That Dude you fuck outta town on the low so long as he can get a room at Motel 6. Or can at least handle his biz before sheriff shows up for him.

Yeah I know he’s on that Do Not Motel list but they still give my homeawayfromhomeboy a room until the filth arrive but that at least 90 min so I still getta nut b4 rollin back.

Homeawayfromhomeboy by ThugGuzzler September 12, 2023

Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

Stalkered up by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023

OK Samantha 

To passive aggressively express disbelief of an individual’s ignorant opinion, statement or belief in a dismissive manner without formally expressing said disbelief or wasting additional time remarking upon the person’s lack of intelligence.

First identified as a chat-room response to Harry and Megan haters; specifically Megan’s evil-stepsister Samantha.

Revised form of ‘Bye Felicia’.

Eric Donaldson: “That’s stoopid. You have no right to expect me to keep my agreements with you or anyone because I am WonderMan”

M.M: OK Samantha.

OK Samantha by ThugGuzzler March 6, 2023

Dawgpuddling

The act of regularly (not just that one time when he drank too much Fireball) blowing your Dawg and keeping it on the DL from your squad and / or homeboys. Getting The D from your G on the QT.

“Bruh, I’m cool with the whole DawgPuddling you got going on my soldier….so long none my Goons figure it out. Or I like it.

Dawgpuddling by ThugGuzzler February 24, 2023