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The act of implicating one's self in a criminal case by creating a YouTube rap video boasting of self-involvement in said criminal case.
Bro 1: “Bruh that dude makin paper from fake PUI claims caught a case big time”
Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.
Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.
by ThugGuzzler December 19, 2020
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Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.
Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!
Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!
by ThugGuzzler February 26, 2024
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town irrespective of sexual preference. Generally male. See also 'Bromoie'.
town irrespective of sexual preference. Generally male. See also 'Bromoie'.
Mike: 'Bruh...who was THAT little biscuit putting the chat on you at brunch?"
Other Mike: "Him? Oh that was my Homoie Steve from back in the Cedar Springs hoe days.
Other Mike: "Him? Oh that was my Homoie Steve from back in the Cedar Springs hoe days.
by ThugGuzzler February 1, 2021
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Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?
Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.
Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.
Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!
Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.
Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.
Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!
by ThugGuzzler January 1, 2019
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Bro, be mindful of who you are seen with at Beetlejuice. You don’t wanna end up on that hoepocrite’s InstaNutFlix when she reaches her hand across the aisle and tries to gerrymander your junk.
by ThugGuzzler September 19, 2023
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First identified as a chat-room response to Harry and Megan haters; specifically Megan’s evil-stepsister Samantha.
Revised form of ‘Bye Felicia’.
First identified as a chat-room response to Harry and Megan haters; specifically Megan’s evil-stepsister Samantha.
Revised form of ‘Bye Felicia’.
Eric Donaldson: “That’s stoopid. You have no right to expect me to keep my agreements with you or anyone because I am WonderMan”
M.M: OK Samantha.
M.M: OK Samantha.
by ThugGuzzler March 6, 2023
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“Bruh, I’m cool with the whole DawgPuddling you got going on my soldier….so long none my Goons figure it out. Or I like it.
by ThugGuzzler February 24, 2023
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