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Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.
I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.

I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.
by Germaggeddon January 08, 2013

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