urbandickwad

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People who just try too hard to be funny and end up looking stupid.

An urbandickwad - booty number 4:
a girls ass, only if its phat.

guy1: damn look at that niiice booty
guy2: ima tap that ass tonight

urbandickwad by Jesusinheat March 25, 2009

Words you can keep

urbandickhead

people who spend all day on urban dictionary doing things like reading random definitions, rating them, and laughing like little douchebags. like you, because i'm wasting your time and mine.

linh: what're you doing??

chris: i'm on urbandictionary.com!

linh:. . . urbandickhead.

chris: you know it. ;)

urbandickhead by christian luu October 29, 2007

urbandicked

When you think you have a really cool new word and find out that it's already on Urban Dictionary, so you feel like your chances of pithy internet fame are blown.

Oh man, I totally had a good new word to call that poor old man across the street, but UD already has it! I've been urbandicked!

urbandicked by Ralph Malloy February 27, 2008

Urbandicktator

All the asshats adding stupid inside references, and nonsensical political rants to this site.

Great, another urbandicktator added another whiney rant about George W.

Urbandicktator by sirweazel May 13, 2005

Urbandickdaddy

Sexy-insult-rude

"*moans* cum and fuck me urbandickdaddy"
"Oi go fuck yourself urbandickdaddy"

Urbandickdaddy by Monkeyfartballs January 13, 2022

UrbanDicked It

When a person looking to impress another writes a definition of that person's name on Urban Dictionary in order to get some attention.

What they usually look like:
Anna
Definition:
Most amazing girl, smart and funny. Best body and best person to hang with.

Guy a: "How'd you end up getting a girl like that anyway?"
Guy b: "I UrbanDicked It"

UrbanDicked It by YeahInoticed December 22, 2012

urbandickarse

The online editor of an urban dictionary who is so up themselves they can't see past their own arsehole.

Man, he was such an urbandickarse he wouldn't approve a really useful word because it offended him, the twat.

urbandickarse by Raggle Frock January 13, 2013

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026