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urbandictator

The most clever, hilarious, legendary contributors to UrbanDictionary.com. Urbandictators are freakishly accurate with their definitions and they rate every definition they read. Urbandictators submit enormous amounts of definitions and by doing so they waste most of their life. Urbandictators should be honored for their sacrifice for the sake of our street smarts and mocked for being total nerds.
Dude, this Urbandictator's definition of 'emo' totally kicked my definition's ass.
urbandictator by JenKristo May 8, 2008

Urban Dicktator 

An Urban dictator who's a fakin' snob.
Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.

Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.

UrbanDicktUnoriginalBastard 

1. (Noun) A douche who comes onto Urbandictionary, just to redefine your word to make it look like they are the Original person who created it.
2. (Noun) A Dick who has no imagination with new words, Most likely a sheep who follows any latest trend.
That UrbanDicktUnoriginalBastard stole my word, and Got better rankings for it.

urbandictators 

Urbandictionary.com's "trigger-happy" Editors that click Don't Publish even if the entry is publishable, well-written Urbandictionary.com material that abides by the site's rules. Just an FYI, I don't do that.
WTF?!? I took 30 minutes rephrasing & perfecting my entry & those urbandictators chose not to publish it?? Gah, they're at it again..
urbandictators by catfight12 January 8, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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