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urban poutfitter 

the face that all people who wear urban outfitters make.
"Did you see Amber staring at me with her new black cardigan, grey v-neck and cutoff shorts?She was totally giving me the urban poutfitter!"

Person 1: "Tiffany is so pissed at me with her sag-hat and latte in hand."
Person 2: "Yeah man she's totes giving you an urban poutfitter!"
urban poutfitter by nonpoutfitting September 19, 2009
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Urban Outfitters 

The website you accidentally clicked on instead of urban dictionary
And if you're like me, went to see if anyone wrote this definition of urban outfitters yet or not.

Urban Outfitters 

A place where you pay a lot of money to look like a homeless person
Are those clothes from goodwill or urban outfitters?

urban outfitters syndrome 

When a bitch sounds so nasally and annoying and is so ducking loud but tries to pretend she’s chill and indi and environmentally conscious but rlly just wants dick under the disguise of a reformed basic New England lulu bitch. Also has to play lax solely for the reason that she can tell people she plays lax.
Bruh I have urban outfitter syndrome

Urban outfitters syndrome cause ur acc lagging IRL
She’s so ficking annoying why the fuck is she 5’9 or 4’11 and so fucking basic

Ur lips r so small bc ur a basic cunt and ur acc rlly fucking mean. Ur gonna be fat and stop laughing at everything it’s not that funny.

Urban Outfitters girl 

a rich white girl who shops at Urban outfitters to try and feel like she's cool. says she's a feminist but bashes ratchet girls with her tote bag for being too poor to save the Environment. tries to act super indie and talks about smoking weed but tells anyone else who talks about drugs they're making it into a personality trait.

in general pretends to be super socially aware and sexually liberated may even queer bait people by coming out as bisexual and probably uses AAVE wrong and cancels people on twitter. Nobody likes this girl
"Fuck that Urban outfitters girl just called my skinny hoop earrings trashy while walking around fat tacky ones."
"don't waste your time with that urban outfitters girl she put BLM in her bio but she only dates white guys"

urban outfitters 

A store that sells hip apparel and teenage identity
I bought this awesome t-shirt and persona from Urban Outfitters this weekend.
urban outfitters by location February 12, 2006

Urban Outfitter 

noun: an indie person; a person that dresses in clothing that could be found at the store Urban Outfitters (even if the clothing wasn't bought there)
Urban Outfitter by ohno241 June 13, 2010
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