upsight

The sudden gaining of understanding associated with mathic thought

I had an upsight about the quantum theorics problem that fraa Orolo gave me yesterday.

by The Dreamlord December 21, 2010

upright reverse kanga

Similar to the reverse kanga, the upright reverse kanga involves defecating in a toilet, preferably someone else's, in an elvated version of the reverse kanga postion. The defecator achieves this by:

1. facing the back wall of the toilet cubicle and placing their feet on top of the cistern lid
2. bracing themself against the ceiling with their hands; and
3. squatting and aiming for the bowl.

The upright reverse kanga is best performed with the seat up to maximise the target area.

Karlos: I've never seen the upright reverse kanga pulled off, but i'm pretty sure it's possible.

Bine: Grubba could pull it off.

Grubba: More rum and I'll have a go.

Bine: Mud butt would definitely help!! Go for a touchdown!!

by the rompster June 11, 2011

Upright Citizens Brigade

Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.

The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.

Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."

(This was the intro to the show)

From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.

"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."

They have no government ties and unlimited resources.

"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."

Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.

"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."

by Colby October 18, 2004

uptight bastard

Someone with a lot of money who wont spend any of it.

Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.

Ralph Wilson (Bills owner) is such an uptight bastard, he wont spend any money for good players.

by hahadudeof1997 February 1, 2010

tuppenny upright

Sexual intercourse with a prostitute while standing up against a street wall.

Old street slang, meaning sexual intercourse while standing upright with the prostitute against a wall for a tuppenny. Today it means a quick shag with a prostitute for a small some of money, typically £5. Hense, tuppenny upright, quickie against the wall for a small sum.

by Kenjar December 9, 2008

uptighty-righty

a very conservative, repressed, judgmental, fundamentalist right-winger

I cannot stand to be around my Uncle Bubba. He is such an uptighty-righty. All he does when I'm around is quote Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and the Bible.

by hmcdesq August 30, 2010

TOby upright

A boy who is ginger who is loveable can be mean or rude but is also very polite when he wants to be. Does well in most subjects at school. Dates populars but likes someone who is not. Hot kind talk of that year. But drama starter or gets involved.

Girl: hey is that Toby upright
Girl 2: yeah omg he’s so cute right?
Girl 1: I guess but he’s sometimes rude to me.
Girl 2:he might like you!
Girl 1:nah

by Matthew Arnold January 2, 2019