uprighters 

Humans , carbon based meat stick.

Look at those 'uprighters' walking down the street. Being all human and stuff.

uprighters by sexychicy June 11, 2017

uprights 

the recieving end/part in sexual activity(ies)

"he gets it up, and through the uprights!"

uprights by Hyotee February 11, 2005

uprighter 

Sexual act performed standing on one's foot.

We managed to fuck somehow, most of the time they were uprighters.

uprighter by bozo1977 December 11, 2018

Uprightness 

When you have achieved sitting up right

“I have achieved desired uprightness”

Uprightness by Soundsgucci May 17, 2019

Between The Uprights 

Defecating on the floor of a public bathroom

Lew is so disgusting, he went between the uprights in the men's room.

Between The Uprights by Shigella413 July 23, 2021