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A combination of the two words "Upset" and "Obsessed" used to express negative emotion caused by heavy affection/ obsession for someone or something.
A: I'm totally down because X. ghosted me again, I just want them to care about me, the way I care about them.
B: Seems like you're totally upsest with them
A: Fuck you
Upsest by Momo:) February 16, 2022
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Upseterosexual

A heterosexual person who can't mind their own business, centers themselves around queer narratives that have nothing to do with them, is constantly in a state of upset when exposed to something that is exclusively for queer people and not them. Definitely smells like a jizz sock, uses 3-1 shampoo, and can't tell the difference between hummus and tzatziki.
Oh, you have a problem with Batman's new Robin being queer? Sounds like you might actually just be an upseterosexual. Seek help, friend <3
Upseterosexual by Nicholasvanj October 14, 2021
Upsesh
A formal gathering with friends and classmates for the purpose of planned revision of academic topics (predominantly psychological studies). Alcoholic beverages, various foodstuffs and music may be supplied to create a party revision environment. It is optional for useful revision to take place. Drunken dancing and singing is encouraged, as it will be memorable and help others recall the revision done more effectively in the exam. It is mandatory to invite a lovely old lady known as Minton.
1) "Hey Updesh, let's have an upsesh!" 2) "I'm so passing this exam after that updesh last night, it was next level". 3) "Young Jess, what is an upsesh?"
Upsesh by La Niña November 29, 2013

Corny_And_Upset 

A Serbian variety streamer on Twitch. She primarily plays Genshin Impact, World of Warcraft, and League of Legends, though many other games have been presented on stream. She is generally known for her fun personality and mildly-scuffed streams, with fans tuning in for a good time. As of 8/02/2023, she has just over 461 followers (those poor, poor souls).

Corny_And_Upset (also known as Lucy) is a self-described Onionist. In the past, she was well known for her habit of biting into raw onions on-stream. Though this practice has not declined recently, it has been integrated more so into her streams devoted to Onionism. In these streams, Lucy typically reads aloud religious texts devoted to the Onion, partakes in various quasi-occult activities in piety to the Onion, and--of course--bites into an onion.

In the past months, her follower and average view counts have been rising continuously, of which her followers and fans have been supportive and encouraging of. Current estimations based on previous records say that this trend will continue far into the future.

Onion.
Person 1: Is Corny_And_Upset streaming today?
Person 2: Yeah! And it's an Onion stream!
Person 3: Nice balls, Person 2!
To insert or update. If the item does not exist, add or insert it; if the item already exists, then update it with new information.
I upserted the word "upsert" into Urban Dictionary.
upsert by J. Lin April 2, 2008

Upsetti Spaghetti 

Dude: *drops free taco*
Bro: *gasps*

Dude: ...
Bro: Are you okay dude???
Dude: Yeah, I’ll be fine. I’m just upsetti spaghetti.
Upsetti Spaghetti by merckill May 23, 2018
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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