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A spontaneous photographic moment capturing natural, unpretentious beauty.
Put the pout away and unpose, because you're at your most beautiful when spontaneous.
Unpose by Veet India September 7, 2018

Unosexual 

Unosexual (Uno-Sexual)-

A person who's sexuality requires only themselves also known as a masturbator. Typically prefers solo interaction. Uno as in one.
Ya, what a nerd. He's going to die an unosexual
Unosexual by WordBank;) August 4, 2010
a person who is damaged mentally in college.
There are many unoseths in college.
Unoseth by Taveouster March 9, 2018
When a liquid you're drinking is spontaneously laughed up and out your nose.
That comic was so funny I upnosed my Pepsi.
upnosed by perkiset July 4, 2010

unosexual 

Sexually attracted to the playing cards in the hit card game, Uno.
“Wow, as an unosexual, that +4 really got me going.”

“I don’t know man, everyone’s different; I’m more of a reverse guy myself.”
unosexual by nomuworshipper69 April 30, 2023

Up-nose-spaghetti-os 

The act of snorting spaghetti-os up your nose and into your sinuses.
Collin showed me the Up-Nose-Spaghetti-Os last night, it was crazy!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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