upnosed 

When a liquid you're drinking is spontaneously laughed up and out your nose.

That comic was so funny I upnosed my Pepsi.

upnosed by perkiset July 4, 2010

upnose

verb.

To look down on someone or assume a position of superiority.

"Dude... I hate those upnosin' snobs down at Starbucks."

"Don't upnose me, motherfucker!"

upnose by vuudoodude April 26, 2014