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UPED - is an abbreviation of Ultimate Pro Evolution Day - a tournament where several grown men play it out using the latest version of Pro-Evolution Soccer.
Im gonna kick your ass at UPED tomorrow!
UPED by manofkin January 19, 2009
short for being showed up. Se also, owned, ruled, schooled
Man, you got uped bad.
uped by Jonny June 19, 2004

Fruit roll uped 

To blow a man with a fruit roll up around his penis. Made popular by Lauren Morman.
Did you hear about justin and lauren?
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!
Fruit roll uped by Fruit roll uped November 12, 2010

JACKT-UPED 

A reaction to a situation that has become so unbelievably disproportionatly unstable that the problem at hand cannot be corrected or remedied.
Yo dawg, 'dey got a truck-yard down 'ayre dat is JACKT-UPED!! Yoo shou see all dem puddles and mud!
girl: "My boyfriend cheated on me with his cousin"

girl's friend: "Dude, that is so f'uped"
f'uped by kandeese April 12, 2011

pump upedness 

The total energy and sleep discouragement induced by said drink. If it makes you wild it has a high level of pump upedness.
*drinks an energy drink with high pump upedness*

Mmmmm... I feel very pumped up. I feel wild. I feel like I can do anything now. Woo hoo! This drink is my favourite, because it has high pump upedness.
pump upedness by Keael September 21, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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