up the dick 

Wrecked or broken, usually carelessly.

Your dog was really up the dick after it ate that snail bait.

up the dick by petrochemical December 29, 2010

dial up the dick 

When a person ramps up their aggressive behavior, turning into a total jerk.

Whenever we go out it is inevitable that Greg will dial up the dick!

dial up the dick by swell243 June 18, 2016

Chin the dick up 

Chin the dick up pull yourself together sort yourself out wise up get over yourself

John said he was too hungover to go on the boat party.

Becky said “chin the dick up will ya”

Chin the dick up by UpaBrick February 9, 2020

dick up the ass 

When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.

"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."

dick up the ass by arnold hungwell October 12, 2008

dick up the ass 

when its such a good time it makes you feel like you're having an orgasm

john:dam it feels like a dick up the ass
james: so true bestie

dick up the ass by cheemsit May 15, 2021