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The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve
Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by sqrrl101 May 31, 2004
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
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Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one
I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004
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1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.

2) See aol or hell.
Damn this porn video is fucking hot *fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her pantyhose off *fap fap fap fap fap*, for fucks sake I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*
by Pantyhose lover June 17, 2005
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an internet connection that doesnt allow the people using it to talk on the phone at the same time, if you call someones house while their on dial-up internet you will recieve a sound so horrid that it will make your ears bleed.
it sounds like a robot being tortured.
Online Conversation:

Pete- Sup dawg?

MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding!

Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they bleedin?

MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov ass family has dial-up!
by diseased sheep July 08, 2006
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a primitive way to connect to the internet. those who still "dial up" are sad sad individuals.
A: i have dsl my grandma has dial up thats like going from a Porshe to a Honda
by Briam September 01, 2003
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A horrible, extremely slow internet connection. With dial up your phone and computer use the same line.
Dial-Up:

Susie- I tried to call you but the line was busy!
Jane- Sorry, I was on the computer.
Susie- o_O
by Aspirations January 10, 2009
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