Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.
Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol
by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 12, 2014
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A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
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To wait a couple days, the average usually being four, where you do not masturbate to increase the amount of semen inside your sac. This increases sensativity the next time you jack off and will ejaculate more semen, thus making it much more worth it and pleasurable.
Yo man when i jizz up for a whole week i explode in the shower!
by 2004yankeeschoke April 8, 2010
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The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner
"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"
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Term for really excited in Papa Leone's speak. To become stimulated, impationed, exhilerated, or exuberant
I was really jizzed up to see that hot asian girl's titty!
Person 1: dude did you see that titty?
Person 2: Yeah, i was all jizzed up! i love seeing titties!
by Doseph April 2, 2011
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1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
by igotthedefs February 14, 2009
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Worn, used, with personal impression
That house used to be nice, now it's just all jizzed up
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