up jizzed
Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.
up jizzed by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014
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jizzed up
A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
jizzed up by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
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all jizzed up by Snakelio May 12, 2016
Jizzed up Jesus
An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.
He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.
Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.
Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.
Jizzed up Jesus by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021
Jizzed Up
Jizzed Up by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022
jizzed up
1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
jizzed up by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
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