a)To use the hands to comb through hair when you dont have a comb on you or are so poor you can't afford one.
b)See hairtouchers
b)See hairtouchers
by igotthedefs February 21, 2009
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A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating
Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.
Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.
Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.
by igotthedefs February 14, 2009
Get the nervous pube toucher mug.1. Young and adolescent girls who love to handcomb, touch, feel, and play with another girls hair; usually takes place in a school environment, where the hairtoucher, sits in the desk directly behind the hairtouched. Not all girls like to be hairtouched.
2. Someone who likes to touch a shaggy dudes hair as purpose to annoy him.
3. Gay hairdressers.
2. Someone who likes to touch a shaggy dudes hair as purpose to annoy him.
3. Gay hairdressers.
That dude is braiding Melissas hair for her, he's such a hairtoucher!
Those damn hairtouchers are a bunch of gaytards!
Those damn hairtouchers are a bunch of gaytards!
by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
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Get the lady gay mug.a)Someone, usually disabled, who thhinks that forks are used to comb another persons hair, rarely themselves.
b)Popularized by Disney's childrens video The Little Mermaid.
c)See handcomber, hairtouchers
b)Popularized by Disney's childrens video The Little Mermaid.
c)See handcomber, hairtouchers
GIRL A: Remember when we were kids and we watched The Little Mermaid?
GIRL B: Yeah. Remember how she was a forkcomber creep?
GIRL A: Hell yeah!
GIRL B: Yeah. Remember how she was a forkcomber creep?
GIRL A: Hell yeah!
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2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
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