igotthedefs's definitions
1. Young and adolescent girls who love to handcomb, touch, feel, and play with another girls hair; usually takes place in a school environment, where the hairtoucher, sits in the desk directly behind the hairtouched. Not all girls like to be hairtouched.
2. Someone who likes to touch a shaggy dudes hair as purpose to annoy him.
3. Gay hairdressers.
2. Someone who likes to touch a shaggy dudes hair as purpose to annoy him.
3. Gay hairdressers.
That dude is braiding Melissas hair for her, he's such a hairtoucher!
Those damn hairtouchers are a bunch of gaytards!
Those damn hairtouchers are a bunch of gaytards!
by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
Get the hairtouchersmug. a)To use the hands to comb through hair when you dont have a comb on you or are so poor you can't afford one.
b)See hairtouchers
b)See hairtouchers
by igotthedefs February 21, 2009
Get the handcombmug. 1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
Get the jizzed upmug. by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
Get the grossgustingmug. noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating
Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.
Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.
Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.
by igotthedefs February 14, 2009
Get the nervous pube touchermug. 1.Skanky nightwear worn by a woman when she wants to get some; lengerie; bathrobe.
2. Slutty,horny; music that the drag queen thrives herself on.
2. Slutty,horny; music that the drag queen thrives herself on.
The drag queen is listening to some tranny jamz.
boy to girl: Wow, those some tranny jamz.
girl to boy: You think so?? hehe..giggles
boy to girl: Wow, those some tranny jamz.
girl to boy: You think so?? hehe..giggles
by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
Get the tranny jamzmug. noun.
a)One who repeatedly says "You betcha"
b) See milf.
c)Someone who answers questions with irrelevant answers , like "I am a maverick."
d) Someone who takes pride in Alaska's proximity to Russia.
e)Members of Sarah Palin's fan club; most reside in Alaska
a)One who repeatedly says "You betcha"
b) See milf.
c)Someone who answers questions with irrelevant answers , like "I am a maverick."
d) Someone who takes pride in Alaska's proximity to Russia.
e)Members of Sarah Palin's fan club; most reside in Alaska
Dude: Do you like cunts?
Other dude: You betcha!
Dude: You're such a palin-er!?!?
The palin-er could only give an incompetent answer, that was all.
The palin-er could recite all of his Sarah Palin knowledge, in a nightsworthof time.
Other dude: You betcha!
Dude: You're such a palin-er!?!?
The palin-er could only give an incompetent answer, that was all.
The palin-er could recite all of his Sarah Palin knowledge, in a nightsworthof time.
by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
Get the Palin-ermug.