10 definitions by igotthedefs

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating
Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.
by igotthedefs February 14, 2009
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1.Skanky nightwear worn by a woman when she wants to get some; lengerie; bathrobe.

2. Slutty,horny; music that the drag queen thrives herself on.
The drag queen is listening to some tranny jamz.

boy to girl: Wow, those some tranny jamz.
girl to boy: You think so?? hehe..giggles
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1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
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1)Someone who is not a native Texan who in their daily language will throw in a "y'all", "lawlz", "ain't", or "howdy".

2)Someone who wears belt buckles, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, plaid button-up hillbilly shirts, and thinks their a huge redneck when they haven't even VISITED Texas or don't even know what a farm looks like or what you do on it.
Mr. Reed is such a Texan wannabe and he doesnt even know it.

What a dumbass!
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1. Young and adolescent girls who love to handcomb, touch, feel, and play with another girls hair; usually takes place in a school environment, where the hairtoucher, sits in the desk directly behind the hairtouched. Not all girls like to be hairtouched.

2. Someone who likes to touch a shaggy dudes hair as purpose to annoy him.

3. Gay hairdressers.
That dude is braiding Melissas hair for her, he's such a hairtoucher!

Those damn hairtouchers are a bunch of gaytards!
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A combination of gross and disgusting;
utterly sickening.
Kid A: I love men.
Kid B: Really??? Thats grossgusting!!
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a) a positive, effective, way of referring to a lesbian.
b) Woman gay.
Friend A:
Have you heard of Ellen Degeneres?
Friend B:
The lady gay?
Friend A:
Thats her.
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