An individual who intentionally pisses others off, usually to their face. Similar to a Snot Nosed Punk except they typically follow the rules. Is also a popular form of Dad lingo.
Katelyn: Hunter keeps scaring me every time I walk around that corner!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!
A person who performs a devious act behind ones back. Not to be confused with a Rat Bastard.
Kelsus: Kristin told me not to tell anybody buttt...
Gen: No you Mouse Bitch!! You're not supposed to tell anyone!!
When one trusts thy fart too much and a little bit of poop squirts out. Similar to spouts.
Natalia: Oh jeez do you smell that??
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate had another chicken shit and pulled a stink-eyed hippo.
Natalia: Why does she always have the spouts?!?!?!
An individual who enjoys striping on elevated surfaces and displaying their stubbly pubes.
Heather: Kelsey what the F are you doing?!?!
Gen: She's turning into a Prickly Porcupine Pornstar!
Kelsey: Alvin, Hunter, and Blaise close your eyes!... well you don't have to Blaise ;).
Erin: I see her vagina!!
Alvin:*singing* Collecting your jar of hearts!
Heather: *also singing* tearing love apart!
Hunter: GET GET GRRAA!
Kelsey: who want a piece of this lice filled raspberry bacon?!?!
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Uncontrollable pooping. Diarrhea. Loose Bowels. The shits.
Kelsay: Dr. Daniels I think I might have covid...
Dr. D: Oh my, what are your symptoms?
Kelsay: I've had massive diarrhea and chills.
Dr. D: How many spouts have you have today?
Kelsay: Ummmm, I don't know maybe around 6.
When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.
Gen can you look at my rancid lizard again, don't mind the chicken shit.
An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.
He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes
Jizzed up Jesus.
Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a
Jizzed up Jesus.
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