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Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.
by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
Get the Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick mug.An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.
Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
Get the Sucky Piece of Santa mug.Two definitions:
-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.
-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.
-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
by dan_gleewang January 21, 2021
Get the Deranged Giraffe Elbow mug.A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.
Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021
Get the Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak mug.Heather: Kelsey what the F are you doing?!?!
Gen: She's turning into a Prickly Porcupine Pornstar!
Kelsey: Alvin, Hunter, and Blaise close your eyes!... well you don't have to Blaise ;).
Erin: I see her vagina!!
Alvin:*singing* Collecting your jar of hearts!
Heather: *also singing* tearing love apart!
Hunter: GET GET GRRAA!
Kelsey: who want a piece of this lice filled raspberry bacon?!?!
Gen: She's turning into a Prickly Porcupine Pornstar!
Kelsey: Alvin, Hunter, and Blaise close your eyes!... well you don't have to Blaise ;).
Erin: I see her vagina!!
Alvin:*singing* Collecting your jar of hearts!
Heather: *also singing* tearing love apart!
Hunter: GET GET GRRAA!
Kelsey: who want a piece of this lice filled raspberry bacon?!?!
by dan_gleewang January 17, 2021
Get the Prickly Porcupine Pornstar mug.An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
Get the Slim Stringed Turkey mug.A long haired rebellious teenager who irritates adults and doesn't follow rules. Likes to be difficult.
Adult: Don't you have homework to do you Snot Nosed Punk?
Teenager: Why don't you shut it you slim stringed turkey.
Teenager: Why don't you shut it you slim stringed turkey.
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
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