Definitions by dan_gleewang
Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick
Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.
Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
Sucky Piece of Santa
An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.
Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
Sucky Piece of Santa by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
Deranged Giraffe Elbow
Two definitions:
-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.
-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.
-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
Deranged Giraffe Elbow by dan_gleewang January 21, 2021
Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak
A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.
Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021
Prickly Porcupine Pornstar
Heather: Kelsey what the F are you doing?!?!
Gen: She's turning into a Prickly Porcupine Pornstar!
Kelsey: Alvin, Hunter, and Blaise close your eyes!... well you don't have to Blaise ;).
Erin: I see her vagina!!
Alvin:*singing* Collecting your jar of hearts!
Heather: *also singing* tearing love apart!
Hunter: GET GET GRRAA!
Kelsey: who want a piece of this lice filled raspberry bacon?!?!
Gen: She's turning into a Prickly Porcupine Pornstar!
Kelsey: Alvin, Hunter, and Blaise close your eyes!... well you don't have to Blaise ;).
Erin: I see her vagina!!
Alvin:*singing* Collecting your jar of hearts!
Heather: *also singing* tearing love apart!
Hunter: GET GET GRRAA!
Kelsey: who want a piece of this lice filled raspberry bacon?!?!
Prickly Porcupine Pornstar by dan_gleewang January 17, 2021
Slim Stringed Turkey
An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
Slim Stringed Turkey by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
Snot Nosed Punk
A long haired rebellious teenager who irritates adults and doesn't follow rules. Likes to be difficult.
Adult: Don't you have homework to do you Snot Nosed Punk?
Teenager: Why don't you shut it you slim stringed turkey.
Teenager: Why don't you shut it you slim stringed turkey.
Snot Nosed Punk by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021