Any move/action (or lack of it) or person found to be balancing cowardly viewpoints/attitudes (the notably dickless crowds) with utterly unspeakable character flaws (lying pathologically, motivated by cruelty, a shameless disposition) while also trying to pass all of it off as virtues. Politicians tend to include many specimens of the unsprickable variety among their corrupt ilk.

Synonym: desprickable,
“These are the same unsprickable jerks that say we can’t have tuition-free public colleges because there’s no money... when these motherfuckers are only paying $750 a year in taxes” said AOC in reference to Marco Rubio’s hypocritical tweet.
by madcopy December 18, 2020
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