Any move/action (or lack of it) or person found to be balancing cowardly viewpoints/attitudes (the notably dickless crowds) with utterly unspeakable character flaws (lying pathologically, motivated by cruelty, a shameless disposition) while also trying to pass all of it off as virtues. Politicians tend to include many specimens of the unsprickable variety among their corrupt ilk.
Synonym: desprickable,
“These are the same unsprickable jerks that say we can’t have tuition-free public colleges because there’s no money... when these motherfuckers are only paying $750 a year in taxes” said AOC in reference to Marco Rubio’s hypocritical tweet.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"