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unsheared peen 

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
unsheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

Unscathed 

To not get hurt. To not get touched.
I came out of the bar fight unscathed.
Unscathed by some kind fellow August 22, 2011

unscathed 

A word meaning unharmed, or un-injured, that only weirdos use in normal conversation.
Alison: “I think I came out unscathed 😎”
Everyone: “who the fuck says that”

unseated 

When you could stay or you could go; either way is fine.
Bob was unseated at his job on his current team; he was listening with moderate interest to pitches from other teams' managers, but he still found his current work kind of interesting.

Tim was unseated in his relationship with Mary; he was 'married but looking'.
unseated by halfbakedleek August 3, 2012

Unsheathing Ones Balls

Removing the layer of skin surrounding the testicles
Unsheathing ones balls is both a blessing and a curse.
Morally justifiable
Believe in the sanctity of being made in the image of God unheathen.
unheathen by Hercolena Oliver August 25, 2009