unmoist

An old flaking urethra, and or anus. Mostly caused by an over-used pussy or asshole, but may be a side-effect of old age.

Steven's grandmother was unmoist, so his grandfather made Steven unmoist.

by Stormie Renee' May 25, 2008

Unmoist

When a situation is not in your favor and becomes stressful or unfortunate.

That fight was so pathetic and unmoist, I just can't believe I lost!

by Liquid Pie October 11, 2008