Unmoist

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When a situation is not in your favor and becomes stressful or unfortunate.

That fight was so pathetic and unmoist, I just can't believe I lost!

Unmoist by Liquid Pie October 11, 2008

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unmoist

An old flaking urethra, and or anus. Mostly caused by an over-used pussy or asshole, but may be a side-effect of old age.

Steven's grandmother was unmoist, so his grandfather made Steven unmoist.

unmoist by Stormie Renee' May 25, 2008

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unmoist • unmoistenable • Unmoistening • Unmonstered • Utmoist

Utmoist

When a girl's vagina has reached maximum wetness or the wettest you can get a girl.

When I reached my hand in her knickers, I found she was already at her utmoist.

Utmoist by maximumCrun December 3, 2016

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unmoistenable

An object that cannot be moistened is said to be unmoistenable.

Eg. "My balls are so dry they're actually unmoistenable."

unmoistenable by MiniNipples October 24, 2013

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Unmoistening

Extreme vagina dryness generally caused by Alex Henry's snap chats

Have you see Alex Henry's snap chats? They're unmoistening.

Unmoistening by DaRealest13 October 4, 2015

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Unmonstered

When someone was a monster, but now they have been Unmonstered

Me: You're not a monster anymore! Unmonstered!

Unmonstered by userhurrying February 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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