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When a situation is not in your favor and becomes stressful or unfortunate.
That fight was so pathetic and unmoist, I just can't believe I lost!
Unmoist by Liquid Pie October 11, 2008
Most extreme, greatest, best.

People commonly mispronounce the word utmost, saying upmost.
I need the utmost quality out of these speakers I'm willing to spend thousands.

"This is the most upmost quality gum I've ever had"
"wait did you just say upmost ? Don't you mean utmost lol dumbass"
utmost by Petty Crimes January 16, 2014

utmost pisstivity 

When you are extremely angry about something

unmoistenable 

An object that cannot be moistened is said to be unmoistenable.
Eg. "My balls are so dry they're actually unmoistenable."
unmoistenable by MiniNipples October 24, 2013

Unmoistening 

Extreme vagina dryness generally caused by Alex Henry's snap chats
Have you see Alex Henry's snap chats? They're unmoistening.
Unmoistening by DaRealest13 October 4, 2015
An old flaking urethra, and or anus. Mostly caused by an over-used pussy or asshole, but may be a side-effect of old age.
Steven's grandmother was unmoist, so his grandfather made Steven unmoist.
unmoist by Stormie Renee' May 25, 2008