united-staten 

someone who is from USA bc America is not a country y'all dumb

x: where are you from?
y: I'm from the United States of America
x: oh so you united-staten

united-staten by pinzas gominoli May 29, 2021

United States Death Metal

United States Death Metal is American Death Metal. USDM aka American Death Metal the national initialism of USA Death Metal. American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.

Suffocation, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary & More are 🇺🇸 United States Death Metal Bands

United States Death Metal by UnHeaven Kevin December 20, 2019

first lady of the United States 

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.

Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

first lady of the United States by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

United States Marine Corps 

10 November 1775: I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea’s ass at 300 meters. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go for, the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I’m a grunt. I’m the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a bitch that’s kept wolf away from the door for over 235 years. I’m a United States marine, we look like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the shit out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th Day, when God rested, we overran His perimeter, stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God.

Simper Fidelis

The United States Marine Corps is the best in world, Oorah!

United States Marine Corps by 1stMarDiv January 19, 2011

United States Cinematic Universe

When the actions of the USA and the people within it, are so strange that it compares to a fictional country

"The United States Cinematic Universe has been jumping the shark recently"

United States Cinematic Universe by America is the bad place October 18, 2021

United States of Korea

The future name of the combined North and South Korea after USA President Donald Trump has his morning covfefe.

Future Kindergarten Teacher: "A long long time ago, The United States of Korea was called 'North Korea and South Korea'."

United States of Korea by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

United States of Generica 

Suburban areas where the predominance of malls and chain stores have so homogenized the landscape that there are few remaining external clues where you are. The result of spending any length of time in such areas is a "generic" experience of America, i.e., an experience that is identical whether you are in Texas, Massachusetts, Ohio, or California. May also include extensive housing developments characterized by tract housing or, worse, McMansions.

Every "mom-and-pop" shop that had given the area its charm and character had been replaced by a Walmart, a Payless, a McDonalds, or a Starbucks -- transforming what was once a delightful town into just another corner of the United States of Generica.

United States of Generica by Thomas L. Robinson September 11, 2008