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Uncinatruphiliac 

A particular fetish for stapling things, leading to loss of office supplies and, often, friends in the accounting department. Of Latin origin.
Man, I had no idea Cheryl was an uncinatruphiliac until I saw how many times she stapled her paperwork. She may need help.
Unifinite is the paradoxical meaning of the word “Infinite”. A concept often perceived but never reached. The idea behind the word “Infinite” is a value with no end, and no beginning. By which imposing that by its own value must only be a concept; and therefore the theory of the goal can never be reached. There is by theory of “Achilles and the Tortoise” an Infinite amount of space between two objects. This use of “Infinite” is limiting its own meaning.
There is a unifinite amount of space between two objects as long as you’re traveling half the distance with ever movement. (Thus never stopping and never reaching your goal)
when two people are thinking the same thing
andrew says "i want chicken for dinner"

laurence says "I want chicken for dinner!"

andrew "unimind!!!"
unimind by mmmmmbop222 July 24, 2010
All Hail UnitinU!
UNITINU by perkeez November 6, 2018
A combination of the words unicorn and cunt.

A word used to describe a bitchy unicorn.
Dude 1: Wow man my girlfriend is such a bitch. She didn't like my haircut so she dumped me and broke all the CDs I loaned her.

Dude 2: Well at least she isn't a Unicunt, they'll gore your ass for that type of shit.
Unicunt by 1stBurtonBro August 14, 2009
When you go through a fast food drive through and order an ice cream cone. Upon receiving the cone you ask the employee at the window if they believe in unicorns. When they say "no" you stick the ice cream on your forward and yell "belieeevveeeee."
Let's go unicone McDonalds.
unicone by Deweirdo May 8, 2014