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Uncinatruphiliac 

A particular fetish for stapling things, leading to loss of office supplies and, often, friends in the accounting department. Of Latin origin.
Man, I had no idea Cheryl was an uncinatruphiliac until I saw how many times she stapled her paperwork. She may need help.
Unifinite is the paradoxical meaning of the word “Infinite”. A concept often perceived but never reached. The idea behind the word “Infinite” is a value with no end, and no beginning. By which imposing that by its own value must only be a concept; and therefore the theory of the goal can never be reached. There is by theory of “Achilles and the Tortoise” an Infinite amount of space between two objects. This use of “Infinite” is limiting its own meaning.
There is a unifinite amount of space between two objects as long as you’re traveling half the distance with ever movement. (Thus never stopping and never reaching your goal)
when two people are thinking the same thing
andrew says "i want chicken for dinner"

laurence says "I want chicken for dinner!"

andrew "unimind!!!"
unimind by mmmmmbop222 July 24, 2010
All Hail UnitinU!
UNITINU by perkeez November 6, 2018
A combination of the words unicorn and cunt.

A word used to describe a bitchy unicorn.
Dude 1: Wow man my girlfriend is such a bitch. She didn't like my haircut so she dumped me and broke all the CDs I loaned her.

Dude 2: Well at least she isn't a Unicunt, they'll gore your ass for that type of shit.
Unicunt by 1stBurtonBro August 14, 2009
When you go through a fast food drive through and order an ice cream cone. Upon receiving the cone you ask the employee at the window if they believe in unicorns. When they say "no" you stick the ice cream on your forward and yell "belieeevveeeee."
Let's go unicone McDonalds.
unicone by Deweirdo May 8, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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