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the act of female masturbation
unfing is the female equivalent to fapping
unfing by bartsimpson49583 June 21, 2011
Words you can keep
Any sort of vigorous sexual intercourse. "Unf" being the sound one might make, as in;
"Unf unf unf..."
Brian and his boyfriend were unfing in his car like the whole time; I only saw them at the end of the night.
unfing by mini-taur August 10, 2016
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unfindoutable 

Incapable of being found out about; impossible to find out.
So Yesterday, my nephew decided to tell a secret to my grandparents, and I could not hear it, and they refused to tell me the information. It is now unfindoutable
unfindoutable by Qwickable March 27, 2019

undingable 

Cannot hold; be unable to stand up to or resist further
The noise was so undingable that I couldn't bear it anymore.
undingable by Jackey Javi November 16, 2016

unhinged 

crazy, insane, psychotic, confused; a basketcase. not attached where it really counts, much like a door.
this bitch is obviously unhinged.
unhinged by jon January 10, 2005

Unfinished Jizzness 

When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...
Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...

... (pause..... )

...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P
Unfinished Jizzness by JamboLAD September 4, 2021
a joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one can't help but laugh
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers, that joke is unfungus
unfungus by maxmaxriso25 January 20, 2015
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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