unexpection 

Unexpected erection.

I had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.

unexpection by Lamb Lamb October 14, 2009

Unexpectancy 

The coolest final boss theme in the history of gaming, beating In The Final, U.N Owen Was Her, Doomsday Zone, and One Winged Angel combined!

Genius: Hey, you're back!
Idiot: Yeah, the doctor said that being shot by a cowboy cheese man is very recoverable *Cough* *Cough* *The Vigilante definition* *cough* *cough*
Genius: Well, what's your favorite track?
Idiot: Oh no, I NOT discussing Pizza Tower any further, I am NOT getting shot again!
Genius: I'll give you a lolipop! *THAT CYBERT CHANNEL DEFI-*
Idiot: Pizza Time-
*Smash*
Pizzaface: That was, heh, UNEXPECTED!
Genius: Wow! Pizzaface! I love Unexpectancy! Good job making it!
Pizzaface: Thanks!
...
Genius: So, you wanna...maybe...
Pizzaface: SHOWTIME

Unexpectancy by Flameonoodle April 4, 2023

unexpecting 

when something happens that wasn't meant to. something catches you off guard

He was everything i ever wanted in a guy in an unexpecting way.

unexpecting by chicabonita_12 July 7, 2008

Unexpectational 

The active state of not having any expectations.

Ok, cool...I am a very unexpectational person.

Unexpectational by MerrySophia December 11, 2010

Unexpecting Mothers 

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

Unexpecting Mothers by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

unexceptionable 

unexceptional not good, bootsie

the service on my metro is unexceptionable

unexceptionable by erik October 31, 2004

unexpectorant 

The phlegm that has unexpectedly ejected from a cough or sneeze and ended-up somewhere other than a tissue.

Honey, could you get me a tissue? I need to clean up some unexpectorant.

unexpectorant by Col. Enil Angus February 12, 2017