unexpection
I had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.
unexpection by Lamb Lamb October 14, 2009
Words you can keep
Unexpectancy
The coolest final boss theme in the history of gaming, beating In The Final, U.N Owen Was Her, Doomsday Zone, and One Winged Angel combined!
Genius: Hey, you're back!
Idiot: Yeah, the doctor said that being shot by a cowboy cheese man is very recoverable *Cough* *Cough* *The Vigilante definition* *cough* *cough*
Genius: Well, what's your favorite track?
Idiot: Oh no, I NOT discussing Pizza Tower any further, I am NOT getting shot again!
Genius: I'll give you a lolipop! *THAT CYBERT CHANNEL DEFI-*
Idiot: Pizza Time-
*Smash*
Pizzaface: That was, heh, UNEXPECTED!
Genius: Wow! Pizzaface! I love Unexpectancy! Good job making it!
Pizzaface: Thanks!
...
Genius: So, you wanna...maybe...
Pizzaface: SHOWTIME
Idiot: Yeah, the doctor said that being shot by a cowboy cheese man is very recoverable *Cough* *Cough* *The Vigilante definition* *cough* *cough*
Genius: Well, what's your favorite track?
Idiot: Oh no, I NOT discussing Pizza Tower any further, I am NOT getting shot again!
Genius: I'll give you a lolipop! *THAT CYBERT CHANNEL DEFI-*
Idiot: Pizza Time-
*Smash*
Pizzaface: That was, heh, UNEXPECTED!
Genius: Wow! Pizzaface! I love Unexpectancy! Good job making it!
Pizzaface: Thanks!
...
Genius: So, you wanna...maybe...
Pizzaface: SHOWTIME
Unexpectancy by Flameonoodle April 4, 2023
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The phlegm that has unexpectedly ejected from a cough or sneeze and ended-up somewhere other than a tissue.
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