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Unexpecting Mothers 

A parking space that doesn’t exist.
Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

Unexpectancy 

The coolest final boss theme in the history of gaming, beating In The Final, U.N Owen Was Her, Doomsday Zone, and One Winged Angel combined!
Genius: Hey, you're back!
Idiot: Yeah, the doctor said that being shot by a cowboy cheese man is very recoverable *Cough* *Cough* *The Vigilante definition* *cough* *cough*
Genius: Well, what's your favorite track?
Idiot: Oh no, I NOT discussing Pizza Tower any further, I am NOT getting shot again!
Genius: I'll give you a lolipop! *THAT CYBERT CHANNEL DEFI-*
Idiot: Pizza Time-
*Smash*
Pizzaface: That was, heh, UNEXPECTED!
Genius: Wow! Pizzaface! I love Unexpectancy! Good job making it!
Pizzaface: Thanks!
...
Genius: So, you wanna...maybe...
Pizzaface: SHOWTIME
Unexpectancy by Flameonoodle April 4, 2023

unexpection 

I had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.
unexpection by Lamb Lamb October 14, 2009

Unrespecting Women Stay Upset 

Guy 1: Unrespecting women stay upset!
Guy 2: Hoes mad x24

Unexpectime 

When something happens that you were not expecting and so therefore time is somewhat nonexistent for you did not know when else it could have happened
Tim: "Woah, hey Paul I was not expecting you to call me
Paul: "Oh hey, I am 20 minutes from home"
Tim: "Ah, next time you should call me when you are 3 minutes from home because that would make it Unexpectime"
Unexpectime by Emron cumclot March 27, 2021
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026