Unexpectime

When something happens that you were not expecting and so therefore time is somewhat nonexistent for you did not know when else it could have happened

Tim: "Woah, hey Paul I was not expecting you to call me
Paul: "Oh hey, I am 20 minutes from home"
Tim: "Ah, next time you should call me when you are 3 minutes from home because that would make it Unexpectime"

Unexpectime by Emron cumclot March 27, 2021

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unexpection

Unexpected erection.

I had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.

unexpection by Lamb Lamb October 14, 2009

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Unexpectime • unexpecting • Unexpecting Mothers • unexpection

unexpecting

when something happens that wasn't meant to. something catches you off guard

He was everything i ever wanted in a guy in an unexpecting way.

unexpecting by chicabonita_12 July 7, 2008

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Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

Unexpecting Mothers by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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