Unexpectime

When something happens that you were not expecting and so therefore time is somewhat nonexistent for you did not know when else it could have happened

Tim: "Woah, hey Paul I was not expecting you to call me
Paul: "Oh hey, I am 20 minutes from home"
Tim: "Ah, next time you should call me when you are 3 minutes from home because that would make it Unexpectime"

Unexpectime by Emron cumclot March 27, 2021

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unexpection

Unexpected erection.

I had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.

unexpection by Lamb Lamb October 14, 2009

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unexpecting

when something happens that wasn't meant to. something catches you off guard

He was everything i ever wanted in a guy in an unexpecting way.

unexpecting by chicabonita_12 July 7, 2008

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Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

Unexpecting Mothers by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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