Undecided Voters

The 2nd-biggest idiots on the planet, right behind people who vote solely because of party.

Those clueless undecided voters are almost as stupid as Bob, who voted for George W. Bush just because he was a Republican!

Undecided Voters by don'tuseurrealname February 12, 2013

undecided 

to be super high

woah, that was enough marijuana. im reallyyy undecided right now!

undecided by super tokie June 21, 2009

Undecided 

A person either a guy or a girl who isn't quite sure of their sexuality yet.

It's a phase that everyone goes through in some point of their life.

-What's with tony posting all these pictures of hot guys on Damien and Sophie's wall? I thought he was straight?

- Tony? yeh, no he's actually undecided

Undecided by Livinglifebytheseconds September 22, 2010

undergive 

An alternative term for a homosexual male reach around during anal sex.

While making love to his sweet asshole, Paul was considerate enough to undergive Cameron.

undergive by obg42 January 16, 2022

Undecisive

The wrong way to spell indecisive.

Me: "Whats the first letter of indecisive?"

You: "Uhhh, a U? Undecisive. Its on urban dictionary like that."

Me: "Your an idiot."

Undecisive by WhatALittleSmartyPants February 19, 2011

undecider 

a person who is chronically unable to reach a fast decision, no matter how mundane that decision is

"Bringing the undecider to the pumpkin patch may have been a mistake. We're going to be here all day."

undecider by anemeth October 8, 2011

Undeserved Sympathy 

Sympathy that is actually deserved because most wealthy homes are cesspools of abuse and alcoholism. But because the world believes when your rich you have everything, rich kids often don't obtain the sympathy they deserve.

Undeserved Sympathy: sympathy which should really be granted to the rich but is not due to shallow jealousy

I'm sorry we'll be in Aspen this week. Why don't you call your friends and ask them to come over.

Translation: I'm sorry we have the money to continue our search for entertainment instead of doing the job we're supposed to do in raising you. Why don't you look to others for your self esteem and nurturing.

We're going to the Reads Charity event, if you want something, Helda can make it for you.

Translation: Once again, we won't be home for nice dinners and family cooked meals, instead we'll leave you a kitchen full of food that has to be cooked and you can spend the evening listening to how much our staff doesn't like us.

I'll get you a job.

Translation: We weren't home or sober enough to make sure you learned the coping skills you'd need to survive in the world, so we'll call a friend and get you employment which will pay well but leave you souless because in your heart of hearts you'll know you don't deserve it.

I married a younger woman/man.

Translation: I didn't need respect from society because I have money, so I picked myself out a nice prostitute to be your stepmother.

Undeserved Sympathy by yachtclub101.blogspot.com September 29, 2010