an extra month on the calender instead of the usual 12 months.
if there was a 14th month then it will be called Duodecimber or Duodecember.
there was a 13th month, the govenors has just been hiding them from us this entire time.
Everyone: WOOOOOO FUCK 2020 2021 HERE WE GO
13/1/2020 12:00:00 AM
Everyone: wait, its Undecimber 1, 2020?
Govenors: always has been.
Some random guy: WOOOOO UNDECIMBER 1 EXTRA MONTH OF 2020 HERE WE GO
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"