an extra month on the calender instead of the usual 12 months.
if there was a 14th month then it will be called Duodecimber or Duodecember.
there was a 13th month, the govenors has just been hiding them from us this entire time.
Everyone: WOOOOOO FUCK 2020 2021 HERE WE GO
13/1/2020 12:00:00 AM
Everyone: wait, its Undecimber 1, 2020?
Govenors: always has been.
Some random guy: WOOOOO UNDECIMBER 1 EXTRA MONTH OF 2020 HERE WE GO
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!