anemeth's definitions

Vegas boyfriend

A fleeting dance floor relationship based on crazy flirty dancing. Usually degenerates as soon as the guy oversteps the Vegas boyfriend boundary by trying to talk to or inappropriately touch his dance partner. Rare and hard to find.

I thought I'd found the perfect Vegas boyfriend but he tried to grope me so I had to cut him loose.

by anemeth October 8, 2011

undecider

a person who is chronically unable to reach a fast decision, no matter how mundane that decision is

"Bringing the undecider to the pumpkin patch may have been a mistake. We're going to be here all day."

by anemeth October 8, 2011

exit strategy

The way you leave a party or bar after drinking and dancing with your friends. Develops over time into a predictable series of actions which are entirely chaste for some people and completely slutty for others.

"My slutty friend Sheryl's exit strategy always included a blow-job. I don't know why she couldn't just shake hands and say thank-you for dinner like other people."

by anemeth October 8, 2011