unclend

the opposite of clend.
meaning: opening my eyes

after waking up i unclended my eyes

by 0Techx June 8, 2024

unclend

opposite of clending
Meaning: opening my eyes

after i woke up i unclended

by 0Techx June 8, 2024

Unclench

Calm down, relax, take the pole out of your ass

“Unclench Karen, our food will be here soon, you don’t need to ask for the manager.”

by Moknows11 June 27, 2018

Uncled

When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.

Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.

Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

uncledaddy

the incestual phenonmenon of one man being both the uncle and daddy to a child; i.e., a man impregnates his sister and is thus, the uncledaddy to the resulting child.

Lila Mae gave her sweet uncledaddy a hummer, while basking beneath the sensual glow of the bug zapper in the backyard.

by Brian Wilson May 18, 2004

unlend

To pay off a loan in full ahead of term or any activity associated with paying off a loan to drastically minimize interest cost.

Bob learned to unlend his 30 year mortgage by paying it off in 7 years saving over 100,000 in interest costs.

by unlending December 26, 2008

Unblended

An offensive insult telling someone their body proportions are incorrect or do not look good.

You are so unblended it is unpleasant to look at you.

by Pheebs Sawnders September 27, 2022