umpalumpa 

an noun used to describe someone as a short fat person. it can also mean they wear a lot of makeup therefore looking like an umpalumpa. In addition it can mean your penis.

your a fucking umpalumpa, with that much make-up.
suck my umpalumpa.

umpalumpa by billybender February 22, 2009

Umpalumpa 

The way to spell Oompa Loompa if your name is Brad.

Sure if u say so umpalumpa ill just step on u goooon

Umpalumpa by beatingbrad December 19, 2020

umpalumpa gangbang 

The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.

Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.

Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!

umpalumpa gangbang by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 28, 2015

Umpa-Lumpa 

a girl/woman who wears too much fake tan

there are a lot of umpa lumpas around college today

Umpa-Lumpa by Cocoliso January 6, 2005

umpa-lumpa 

a short bronze colored person with green hair possibly desendents of leprecons who knows a lot about the rights and wrong of a candy factory and are taught to spontainiosly break out with a funky fresh beat about those rights and wrongs

watch willie wanka and the chocolate factory a.k.a "umpa-lumpas galore"

umpa-lumpa by TJ muenzie A.k.A Tigit or tito February 24, 2004

dumpalumpa 

n.

a poop that is so bloody huge, you could swear it's going to get out of the toilet and beat you to death.

"Holy shit! Look at the size of that dumpalumpa!"

dumpalumpa by OrisisFrost November 24, 2005

Umpa Lumpa

n. short, fat girls who wear too much make-up and/or dark, dark orange sunless tanner

Im totally into UL's.

Umpa Lumpa by sean July 15, 2001