UmpaLumpaed 

when a person gets a overzealous, bad, orange spray tan.

Kami: I went to get a spray tan today.

Lalli: Do you look all hot and tan now?

Kami: I was umpaLumpaed.

UmpaLumpaed by Kamilicious March 5, 2010

umpalumpa gangbang 

The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.

Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.

Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!

umpalumpa gangbang by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 28, 2015

umpalumpa 

an noun used to describe someone as a short fat person. it can also mean they wear a lot of makeup therefore looking like an umpalumpa. In addition it can mean your penis.

your a fucking umpalumpa, with that much make-up.
suck my umpalumpa.

umpalumpa by billybender February 22, 2009

Umpalumpa 

The way to spell Oompa Loompa if your name is Brad.

Sure if u say so umpalumpa ill just step on u goooon

Umpalumpa by beatingbrad December 19, 2020