umpalumpa

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an noun used to describe someone as a short fat person. it can also mean they wear a lot of makeup therefore looking like an umpalumpa. In addition it can mean your penis.

your a fucking umpalumpa, with that much make-up.
suck my umpalumpa.

umpalumpa by billybender February 22, 2009

Words you can keep

Umpalumpa

The way to spell Oompa Loompa if your name is Brad.

Sure if u say so umpalumpa ill just step on u goooon

Umpalumpa by beatingbrad December 19, 2020

umpalumpa gangbang

The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.

Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.

Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!

umpalumpa gangbang by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 28, 2015

Umpa-Lumpa

a girl/woman who wears too much fake tan

there are a lot of umpa lumpas around college today

Umpa-Lumpa by Cocoliso January 6, 2005

umpa-lumpa

a short bronze colored person with green hair possibly desendents of leprecons who knows a lot about the rights and wrong of a candy factory and are taught to spontainiosly break out with a funky fresh beat about those rights and wrongs

watch willie wanka and the chocolate factory a.k.a "umpa-lumpas galore"

umpa-lumpa by TJ muenzie A.k.A Tigit or tito February 24, 2004

dumpalumpa

n.

a poop that is so bloody huge, you could swear it's going to get out of the toilet and beat you to death.

"Holy shit! Look at the size of that dumpalumpa!"

dumpalumpa by OrisisFrost November 24, 2005

Umpa Lumpa

n. short, fat girls who wear too much make-up and/or dark, dark orange sunless tanner

Im totally into UL's.

Umpa Lumpa by sean July 15, 2001

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026