dumpalumpa 

n.

a poop that is so bloody huge, you could swear it's going to get out of the toilet and beat you to death.

"Holy shit! Look at the size of that dumpalumpa!"

dumpalumpa by OrisisFrost November 24, 2005

umpalumpa gangbang 

The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.

Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.

Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!

umpalumpa gangbang by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 28, 2015

dumparumparoos

It's like being down in the dumps, but you're still fabulous.
Feeling sad, but still got that swag.

I may be down in the dumparumparoos but at least I look good.

dumparumparoos by AllMyFriendsAreTens May 2, 2019

umpalumpa 

an noun used to describe someone as a short fat person. it can also mean they wear a lot of makeup therefore looking like an umpalumpa. In addition it can mean your penis.

your a fucking umpalumpa, with that much make-up.
suck my umpalumpa.

umpalumpa by billybender February 22, 2009

dumpalump 

To take a shit

ie: dump a lump of shit out of your asshole!

"Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!"

"Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."

dumpalump by The Guru Turtle January 28, 2008

Dumpalumpagus 

A mammoth sized hairy shit.

I wouldn't go in the bathroom, I just took a dumpalumpagus, and it smells like a prehistoric swamp in there. I swear, I think I saw a pterodactyl circling the toilet.

Dumpalumpagus by Kenosha Joe August 1, 2012

Dumpalumapgus 

Take a really big poopeh.

Damn, I really have to rock a dumplumpagus right now....

Dumpalumapgus by numba March 15, 2003