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titty umbrellas

When girls boobs are so big you can use them as umbrellas
This girl I saw on pornhub had some titty umbrellas

totes umbrellas 

Superlative form of "totes" (i.e., "totally").
Girl 1: "R U guys watching the Hannah Montana finale?"
Girl 2: "Totes!"
Girl 3: "Totes umbrellas!"
totes umbrellas by pefty January 13, 2011

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg 

Something that is believed to be true by the person who is telling a story, but in reality it's an outright fabrication.
Boy 1: Hey, Have you seen Mean Girls 3?
Girl 1: There isn't one.
Boy 2: Are you sure that wasn't a dream?
Boy 1: No! There's a Mean Girls 3!
Girl 2: I think this a bit of a The Umbrellas of Cherbourg moment.

beach umbrellas 

Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them
Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"

Yellow Umbrella

The person who holds the yellow umbrella is the future love of your life (future husband/wife lover, girlfriend/boyfriend etc)
"So you think about getting serious with this girl?"
"Yeah man, I guess were the one holding my yellow umbrella"
Yellow Umbrella by Flashmash April 14, 2016

The Umbrella Academy 

The Umbrella Academy is a comic book series written by Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance and drawn by Gabriel Ba. It is published by Dark Horse Comics. The first part of the series is called The Apocalypse Suite and follows the lives of a scientist (who is really an alien) who adopts seven babies who were mysteriously born even though their mothers showed no signs of pregnancy. The series so far consists of six issues: The Day The Eiffel Tower Went Beserk, We Only See Each Other At Weddings And Funerals, Dr. Terminal's Answer; Baby, I'll Be Your Frankenstein; Thanks For The Coffee; Finale, Or Brothers And Sisters, I Am An Atomic Bomb. The second part of the series, while following the same characters as The Apocalypse Suite, is entitled Dallas, with the first issue coming out November 26, 2008. The second issue is due out December 24, 2008.
The Umbrella Academy has brought comic books back to popularity.