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1: To be put in and made to wear diaper. Usually after an extended period of utilizing more age-appropriate, less protective undergarments. A source of major embarrassment, or fetish fuel, depending on the victim.

2: Describes ones waist while in a diapered state. Can also describe the affects of any bra or underwear used to accentuate ones assets in a similar, if less protective, manner.
Guy 1: Hey, its that woman I met yesterday! She seemed oddly evasive when I tried to talk to her.

Guy 2: She's obviously embarrassed to be out in public. You would be to if you'd been padded.

The girl walked down the street as the townsfolk ogled her padded rear.
Padded by NoNamedFish August 26, 2009
Words you can keep
That man finna have his cheeks padded tonight, son!”
Padded by D-Maul August 10, 2018

Padded Bra 

Also known as false advertising. It's a specially bought bra that is lined with cotton, air pockets, sand, water, or gel to make the boobs perk up and be natural looking. Common around teenaged girls.
Damn! Those are some giant boobs. She must be wearing a padded bra.
Padded Bra by ShelteredAshley November 6, 2002

padded-furniture generation 

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.
John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation
padded-furniture generation by Sylvia November 24, 2006

Padded Jack 

Item of clothing worn on the medieval battlefields. Comprises 42 layers of wool and linen, soaked in either vinegar, salt water, wine or urine to make them stiff and tough to break through. Often either tied or buckled at the front, hence the modern word "jacket". Mostly foot soldiers and Billmen would wear them, as they were the poorer ranks and would not neccessarily own plate armour.
See above
Padded Jack by Taz June 2, 2004

padded bus 

The sped bus that is also padded on the outside... can't be too careful when transporting speds!
Girl 1: Hey, look! It's the sped bus!!
Girl 2: Is it... padded on the outside?!
Girl 1: Yeah I think it is!
Girl 2: The speds ride the padded bus, yo!
padded bus by deliah May 2, 2008

padded toe 

(noun)- the "toe" created by a maxi pad showing through stretch pants, or other tight pants.
Wow that girl had a brutal padded toe. or Why was that girl wearing stretch pants and a maxi pad with such an amazing, spellbinding padded toe?
padded toe by cold_hades June 10, 2010
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