ujo 

To smoke weed to the point where you are useless to humanity.

Lol, he is going totally going to ujo tonight.

ujo by ujo420 March 30, 2016

Ujo 

Ujo is the best man you would ever meet in your life and regret losing if he leaves you. He is the one that you would want to bring home to your parents. He is handsome, intelligent and independent. Best of all he has a big heart, but knows when enough is enough. His personality is one you would fall in love with. Get you an Ujo and you'll be addicted!

He also has a big heart, full of loyalty and kindness. Someone you can talk to from sunrise to sunset. Someone you can count on for anything.

He's incredibly passionate and makes you feel like the most amazing person in the world; even if you dont think so yourself.

Every girl wants to be an Ujo. He has plenty of people to choose from and treats them all special. Never talks bad about others. He's genuine and real and says it like it is. He always makes the best food.

1. When you date a Ujo, you never go back..

2. Every single men crave for an Ujo.

Ujo by kingujo November 21, 2021

Ujo 

Bay area slang created by Mac Dre. Originally from TrealTV. Means Recording Studio.

Bruh meet me at the Ujo so I can lace this heat.

Ujo by LutaBangBang August 23, 2022

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA 

The famous lyrics from the song Brain Power by NOMA. You may need computer software to pronounce this.

Guy 1: Hey bro, have you ever heard the song Brain Power?

Guy 2: O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA by PainisCupcake is my idol. November 5, 2016

UJOHS

acronym for Universal Jack Off Hand Signal. Used in IM chat.

The hand sign which is recognized in every culture as indicating male masturbation. Characterized by an upward diagonal "stroking" motion with the hand forming an "O", as if gripping a round object, e.g. a pole (a wooden one, perhaps) and sliding the hand in the direction of the pole axis, up and down or back and forth. Sometimes accompanied by a mocking facial expression such as pursing the lips while squinting the eyes.

Meaning: The UJOHS indicates that the signaler resignedly disapproves of the object of the preceding comment.

Of course, right, winning hearts and minds. /me UJOHS

I can't wait to get back to work. /me UJOHS

Oh look, Eminem got himself in the news again. /me UJOHS

For the boss, don't worry, I'll just pull a number outta my ass, since he'll just do whatever his little voices tell him to do anyway. /me UJOHS

UJOHS by Charlie Bravo June 4, 2009

ujoint 

Making an alcohol run for those under 21 years of age.

Yo, I'm running a ujoint, you need anything?

ujoint by buyer January 10, 2005

O-ooooooooo AAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-ooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEO-A-AAA-AAAA 

O-ooooooooo AAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-ooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

O-ooooooooo AAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-ooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

O-ooooooooo AAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-ooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEO-A-AAA-AAAA by crasher333 September 26, 2020