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udude by udude37 November 30, 2022

milking the udder  

Another term for taking a piss. Usually said by a man.

Man I was in the bathroom milking the udder sorry for taking so long. I had been holding that one for awhile

milking the udder by pantyteamaster April 15, 2009

Udders 

A slang term for a human female with enormous natural breasts, bigger than tits, boobs or melons. So named because without a bra they hang to the girl's chest. Most common on lactating MILFs, however some younger women with macromastia/gigantomastia can also sport a pair of these. The easy way to tell is push them up when the girl is laying down - if they comfortably fit under her chin or can cover her face then you've got a pair of udders on your hands.

Melanie's udders were so huge that when she laid down in bed and pushed them up she was in danger of suffocating.

Udders by curiousjorge May 27, 2016

udder judder

Tits going up and down while walking, jogging or skipping ect

Fucking hell , look at the udder judder in that rack

udder judder by Slimady October 10, 2016

Udderous 

Word used to describe a female blessed with naturally large breasts.

When I woke up, she was wandering round the bedroom topless looking for clothes. I noticed she was quite udderous, and henceforth proceeded to lay one out on the bedsheets at once.

Udderous by Lad- January 1, 2009

udders twisted 

when a regualry to large-breasted female starts to react in a manner that can be decrypted as an overreaction, often irritating or annoying, over a matter that is insignificant or not of the severity yhe woman is making it up to be.

Andre: “Sorry babe but I won’t make it to dinner tonight, I’m playing soggy biscuit with the boysss!!”

Female 1 *Muffled from breasts in face*: “OMG ANDRE YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU’RE SUCH A DICK LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOU ALWAYS PICK ‘the boys’ OVER ME. I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU’VE GOT A HOE ON THE SIDE. DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE DONE???!!”

Andre: “Yo shawty chill out, no need to get your udders twisted. You know its bro’s b4 hoes.”

udders twisted by realandre April 4, 2023

SIGNIFICANT UDDER 

a live-in sex partner with whom you literally "milk" the relationship for its great sex, without the intent of ever having a serious relationship. Very popular among today's youth.

Anne was my significant udder for three years until Debbie came around. After 6 months, I proposed to Debbie, and she became my significant other shortly thereafter.

SIGNIFICANT UDDER by weave September 20, 2003