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1. A name.
2. In Parsi meaning: Reached, full, complete; fit.
3. A character in Shahnameh (Father of Fereydoon).
4. Some say it's the name of an ancient Latin assassin.
5. Eternally eager to evolve, continuously changing.
Person: "Hi! What's your name?"
Ubtean: "Ubtean"
Person: "Sorry what?"
Ubtean: "Heh, Ub-tean...you know like upteam except replace the p with a b and the m with an n"
Person: "Uptean!"
Ubtean: -long pause- "uhm, really?!"
Ubtean by CytCyd November 2, 2011
Ulseaphi (shorthand Ulse) is a youtube content creator with over 600 subs. He streams at least once a month and he's known to get angered once told to shut up. Being a Ulseaphi or Ulse usually means you can't handle people telling you to shut up
shut up ulse.
shut up Ulseaphi .

unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

unseasoned cabbage 

An unseasoned cabbage is a lazy slob that doesn't deserve your time.
Ben : how she's a bitch she must be an unseasoned cabbage

Unseasoned Peanut 

An insult used to define a person with a disturbing lack of culture and maturity. Usually pretends to be superior to people younger than him or her. Very stuck up. Lives in a illusion of happiness. Wastes time. Young foolish and uncultured. Perfect insult to use when parents are near.
Person 1: That person thinks Banana Fish is trash.
Person 2: How can that be! What an Unseasoned Peanut! Let's summon demons on him!

Unseasoned Cabbage 

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.
Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!