Ubtean 

1. A name.
2. In Parsi meaning: Reached, full, complete; fit.
3. A character in Shahnameh (Father of Fereydoon).
4. Some say it's the name of an ancient Latin assassin.
5. Eternally eager to evolve, continuously changing.

Person: "Hi! What's your name?"
Ubtean: "Ubtean"
Person: "Sorry what?"
Ubtean: "Heh, Ub-tean...you know like upteam except replace the p with a b and the m with an n"
Person: "Uptean!"
Ubtean: -long pause- "uhm, really?!"

Ubtean by CytCyd November 2, 2011