1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
by TheRealMikeTyson June 28, 2011
Get the tysonedmug. To get tko'd by a superclean thunderpunch or kick in boxing, mma or street fight. The word may metaphorically used to describe a forceful life event be it positive or negative in effect.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
"Dude got tysoned in the street fight"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"
by smahk April 28, 2021
Get the tysonedmug. Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.
by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011
Get the A Tysonmug. The sexiest, most charming human being you'll ever meet. If you have the honor of meeting a person named Tyson, you'd better shoot your shot.
A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.
A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.
A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.
A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.
Any living organism: "look at those hips MOVE!"
Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"
Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"
by Bearcat2 May 13, 2018
Get the Tysonmug. a HOT guy that has a great personality
he is always true to his girlfriend and loves her to death
Any girl would be lucky to have him
hes always there when you need him and makes you happy just by seeing him smile
Tyson is one of the "best friend" types but makes a amazing boyfriend
he had alot of friends and is popular around school
he is always true to his girlfriend and loves her to death
Any girl would be lucky to have him
hes always there when you need him and makes you happy just by seeing him smile
Tyson is one of the "best friend" types but makes a amazing boyfriend
he had alot of friends and is popular around school
by MusicForever April 29, 2012
Get the tysonmug. Tyson chicken nuggets
by majesticnerd May 10, 2017
Get the Tysonmug. by xPoorLittleSceneGirlx January 23, 2009
Get the Tysonmug.