by BallsinUrMouth28 January 2, 2008
Get the Tysoned mug.1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
by TheRealMikeTyson June 28, 2011
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To get tko'd by a superclean thunderpunch or kick in boxing, mma or street fight. The word may metaphorically used to describe a forceful life event be it positive or negative in effect.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
"Dude got tysoned in the street fight"
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Get the Mike Tysoned mug.Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.
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