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mike tyson'd 

When you are having a fight with someone and then you bit the person's ear off.
Guy 1: So I heard you had a fight with a guy.

Guy 2: Yeah, I mike tyson'd him. His ear was bleeding

Guy 1: Ooh snap!
mike tyson'd by Studwaffle August 5, 2014

tyson deal 

This move is basically the same as a hot carl, but you use your neighbors beagle.
Angus gave me the biggest tyson deal last night.
tyson deal by WillieWonka January 25, 2008

International Tyson Day 

April 25th is International Tyson Day. Tyson is the realist nigga ever cuhz. Celebrate his real nigganess.
Cuh it’s INTERNATIONAL TYSON DAY TODAY. We gotta turn up.

tyson doolan

An Absolute Fuckwit, ugliest cunt going around
tyson doolan by Kingbeans October 26, 2014

Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick" 

A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"
Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

Example: "honey were out of sugar"

" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"

Sacra Vola del Toson d'Oro 

Green and gold come along this fraternity of the city of Turin, famous for their weekly Parties and their loud presence.
If you want to catch their favour you should present a bottle of San Simone: this liquor turns into a charme potion when poured in a glass next to some Tosoni!
They are lead by the Princeps, which is a title gained after proving top quality charme and wit.
"Among a flock of students you'll always spot the Fraternity's members, and among the Fraternity's members of turin you'll always spot the members of Sacra Vola del Toson d'Oro."