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Toked Out
Self-takedown
A maneuver where one, usually a male, consumes too many spirits and ruins his/her chances with a "sure thing" and/or consensual sex. Usually paired with excessive swearing and/or unwanted groping.
Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.
Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.
"What happened to the bd last night? I thought he had that one in the bag.
After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"
After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"
Self-takedown by dj scribble scrabble July 24, 2010
Tinder Takedown
Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"
Tinder Takedown by Herold Mickinley June 30, 2014
dyke tyke
Most of Harry's friends are lebians, but he isn't trying to get any action. I think he's a dyke tyke.
dyke tyke by mostlybored March 8, 2004
Asoingboba takedown
When you get a crazy kill in a shooter game, usually a trick shot, that you just have to get excited.
Asoingboba takedown by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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